In society there are two words you NEVER want associated with your name. They would be CHILD PORNOGRAPHY. Unfortunately those two words are now being attached to Nuggets center Chris Andersen. Yesterday, after an investigation that began in February, the Colorado Department of Internet Crimes Against Children Unit (try saying that fast three times), searched The Birdman’s home. It’s still unknown what they were looking for but based on the fact they took all his computers, hard drives, and flash drives, plus given the department name (they investigate child pornography, internet luring, and child predators), you can draw your own conclusions.
Now I’m not sure if Andersen was trying to pull a Sandusky, auditioning for To Catch a Predator, or just looking at pictures, but there’s nothing funny about it. It’s completely fucking vile. I pray he’s done none of this and it’s some kind of mistake. No child should ever have to go through that kind of ordeal.
I’m withholding any judgment until more information unfolds and actually it might be the last you hear from me on this topic. I’d rather focus on productive things like people I want to punch in the face or how Sam Cassell looks like a fetus; not make fun of or give any attention to any type of pedophilia.
I’d like to hear your thoughts but unless it’s making fun of his stupid hipster beard or the fact he used to rock a mohawk on the hardwood, keep your jokes to yourself. Also try not to label the dude a kiddie toucher until there’s actually proof. If you can adhere to that, email me at jay@thesportsriot.net. Douchebag athlete jokes do make me laugh.
