Tom Brady is a great looking man, perhaps one of the best looking out there. I am confident enough in my own sexuality to say that I despise him as a player (being a NY Jets fan) but my God he’s handsome. With all that being said, what the fuck does he think he’s doing with this hairstyle? I mean, does anybody see this as a “good look?” I guess when you are possibly a top 5 QB of all time, you’re married to an uber-babe in Giselle and she’s had your child, and you have a chin that Michelangelo could’ve chiseled, you can pull off anything. But I have to say, swing and a miss dude. I swear, if I see any jack-hole walking around with what’s being called a “Pompahawk,” I’m going to laugh, and then Punch that dude in the grill. I mean a half pompador/half mohawk? It’s like if Grease-era John Travolta had sex Sid Vicious and only a head was born…BAM! “Pompahawk!” What a fucking nightmare.
Cry Meter – So I’m not really sure what type of person would wear a pompahawk, so trying to gauge what kind of impact a punch in the face would make, so the cry meter may be tough here. So I’ll do the best I can. I assume that any shit-dick that walks out in public with this hairstyle is either really, really confident in what they look like and who they are, and usually that dude can take a punch. So that guy would get a 3 out of 10 on the cry meter. I feel like any confident man still is slightly effected by a punch in the face. The other type of dude that wears a pompahawk, is a desperate soul who is just trying everything to get a girl to notice him. That guys face is getting caved in. We’re looking at a full-on 10 out 10, and tears will be flowing.
So there you have it, wear a pompahawk at your own risk, because if I see it…you’re going down. Even if you are Tom Brady.
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